Stephen Haptonstahl's Graduate School Quotes

Yes, these are my gems.  Often, my friends pointed out to me that I had said something silly that needed to be recorded.  This is that record.

• What's green and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice?  The Well-Ordering Pickle.
• Never's a long time, but...never.  (June 1, 2000)
• What's two times three?  Six.  That's not the same as two. (Steve answering the age old question "What do mathematicians talk about all day?")

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